Pakistan is #1 at Google Porn Search

(h/t Elephant in the Room)

But hey, let's not rush to judgement. Perhaps this data was collected while Osama was hiding out in Abbottabad, Pakistan.

This cracks me up:

-Wikileaks

Pakistan

Main article: Pornography in Pakistan

Pornography is illegal. However, it is easily accessible in most parts of the country, particularly in privately owned video shops and through the Internet. Pornographic movies are commonly referred to as Blue Print movies, Tripple(derived from Triple X), Tippi (for people in Sindh).^{[citation needed]} Erotic dance is available in DVDS and CDs which are locally calledMujra.

"I’m done with the normal 40-hour [work] week. I’m done,”

A couple struggling with financial problems performs live sex sessions streamed to a pornography website to pay the bills and support their 20-month-old daughter.

They have sex in front of their web camera and broadcast it to Internet users, who pay up to $7 dollars per minute to watch them, for several nights a week.

For representational purpose only

Tyler, 24, and Berkley, 21, who did not want their last name revealed, said they usually make about $1,000 a week from doing five nights of amateur porn via webcam around midnight.


“We did it once together, that first night. Within 30 minutes we had made, like, $300. And I was like I’m done with the normal 40-hour week. I’m done,” ABC News quoted Tyler as saying.


Their story is featured in “Amateur Porn,” the first episode of Season 2 of “Our America with Lisa Ling,” which premieres Sunday, Oct. 16 at 10 p.m. ET on OWN.


Hindustan Times

Saddam Hussein Lookalike Being Sexually Harrassed By Egyptian Pornographers

I Couldn't Make This Up...

Saddam lookalike in his hospital bed

An Egyptian man was severely beaten after an Iraqi gang tried to kidnap and force him to film pornographic videos because of his astonishing resemblance to former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein.

Mohamed Bishr says he was on his way on Sunday to a café in the bustling downtown area of Egypt's second city of Alexandria when three men wearing black suits tried to force him into the back of a van.

The real Saddam

"The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head," Bishr, a devout Muslim, told Ahram's Arabic portal from his hospital bed.


The incident was short but traumatic. Bishr said the last thing he remembers was the men yelling at each other, and then throwing him out of the van where he hit his face on the pavement.

Passers-by quickly gathered around but were too afraid to apprehend the apparently armed kidnappers.

Bishr's son, Mahmoud, said that his father had previously met with a group of unidentified people -- who spoke Arabic in an Iraqi or Syrian dialect -- and had been offered LE2 million pounds (US$333,000) to impersonate the late dictator in a pornographic video. Bishr refused.

Here is Uday Hussein's double talking about his experience:

Here is South Park's Saddam-Satan  Sex Tape:

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