It's that time again, when a cloud of mass-murderers descend on New York City, clustering in the U.N. General Assembly to condemn Israel and lobby for the carveout of a Palestinian state. Chief among them is Columbia University rock star, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who comes bearing the gift of released hostages. Looking to raise his "toast of the town" status, the soft and extremely fuzzy dictator may wish to adopt the language of another "lovable" authoritarian. "If you love me…" but what teenage girl hasn't heard that one before? If you really love him, pass the razor.